Edward Lyons, master Enchanter

I am clearly a wizard. Specifcally and Enchanter. If you have an Item I can make it do magic. Or I can make a magical Item for you. Currently I may be the only one of my family in business... Or at the ancestral home, or even alive, but I am also the best, the pride of the Lyons family, and prepared for any pun you might make about that. ((OC enchanter from alternate history Earth. Will welcome anyone to RP with from any fandom and... well just about anything really.))

staff:

Today’s the day. The day you help save the internet from being ruined.

Ready? 

Yes, you are, and we’re ready to help you.

(Long story short: The FCC is about to make a critical decision as to whether or not internet service providers have to treat all traffic equally. If they choose wrong, then the internet where anyone can start a website for any reason at all, the internet that’s been so momentous, funny, weird, and surprising—that internet could cease to exist. Here’s your chance to preserve a beautiful thing.)

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iamclearlyawizard said: ₪

bestia-domitor:

bestia-domitor:

Send ₪ for my muse’s reaction to yours joining them in a bubble bath

           ” EDWARD, GET OUT THIS INSTANT! ”

 

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      ” The water is warmer than you—— ”

  She murmured lowly, giving up on trying to shoo him and yet sticking her back to the corner of the bathtub, pulling a bit away from him as her blush would only get darker every passing second.

Edward smirked at her.  ”Oh come now.”  He said sliding up to her.  ”It could be worse.  Don’t worry about me seeing you naked.  I know what naked bodies look like after all.”

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iamclearlyawizard said: ₪

bestiadomitor:

bestia-domitor:

Send ₪ for my muse’s reaction to yours joining them in a bubble bath

           ” EDWARD, GET OUT THIS INSTANT! ”

 

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           ” I said——-Get. Out. This. Instant! ”

  ; she hissed, kicking him underwater
    though at the same time, her blush
    was getting harder and harder.

"Nah, I like the warm water."  He said sliding up to her.  "Don’t you like a warm body in the bath with you?"

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iamclearlyawizard said: ₪

bestia-domitor:

Send ₪ for my muse’s reaction to yours joining them in a bubble bath

           ” EDWARD, GET OUT THIS INSTANT! ”

"No.  I quite like it in here."  He chuckled.

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Send me ‘Fading to Dust’ for my muses reaction to watching yours die right in front of them.

inboxideas:

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neitherheavenorhell:

♪ - song you’re listening to 
♥ - crush 
✔ - single or taken 
✖ - virgin/not virgin 
☀ - sexual orientation 
✌ - favorite color 
✄ - height & weight 
✞ - religious views 
☠ - worst way to die in your opinion 
✰ - bestfriend 
☢ - most embarrassing moment 
❅ - favorite season 
♤ - pet peeves 
♊ - zodiac sign

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((For those of you wondering how big Kurou’s dick is (in theory)

daijujikurou:

daijujikurou:

Its roughly a foot long.

How did I come to this conclusion?

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So was anybody wodnering how long @crimson-huntress penis was?

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Send me “Sexy” and my muse will dress up for you

inboxshenanigans:

First person: Maid/Butler
Second person: Cat 
Third person: Bunny
Fourth person: Nurse
Fifth person: Officer
Sixth person: Nothing but the bra and garter/Leather pants and vest
Seventh person: School girl/boy
Eighth person: Sexy devil
Ninth person: Lace panties/Masculine equivalent (describe)
Tenth person: Any of their choice

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iamclearlyawizard said: Edward stared at the young man. "The hell are you doing?" He asked him. "What the hell are ya doing? That's a terrible way to manage your magic. what kinda amateur are ya?"

aberrant-little-bird:

"Hm?"  Robin looked ‘down’ from his position hanging upside down from a tree branch on his legs, his arms dangling beneath him as his gaze fell on the stranger suddenly chastising him.  "Am I…uh…am I doing something wrong?"  Yet of course he obviously wasn’t paying attention to whatever he’d said.

"Yes you idiot!"  He said waving his arms.  "That’s a terribly way to gather your mana into spells!"  He said, glasses on his head.  "God, I know my family uses an unusual form, but still!  You’re not even forming a spell really, you have to control the magic more!"

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